| Michael |
| Hardiman |
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| Superfan - Dr. Zigfried von Hassenpfeffer |
| Truelove - Lachie McCrae |
- Michael Hardiman specializes in playing men teetering on the edge of sanity both in film and in real life.
- His day (and some evenings) job is portraying a Psychologist of some measure of sanity.
- He also portrays the father of Bridget, the girl with the evil laugh, and Polly (aka Katie) of numerous MPC productions.
- His past life includes being born and bred in Queens, NY, and playing the bagpipes quite poorly (who could tell the difference except maybe Joel?).